This must be, without a doubt, the best use of flashplayer 9 I’ve come across (as of yet).

Yes. Yes, you have.

Yes. Yes, you have.

It’s a simple flash animation that, when clicked, opens a full-screen window that does everything it can to conceal the ‘Press Escape to Exit” message that appears on the screen for the first few seconds, and then follows it up by a Blue Screen of Death. It even includes the source files, so you can embed it in an unsuspecting place, like, say, a blog post…

Oh, and

get Adobe Flash Player 9, or later. Why you wouldn’t just get 10 is beyond me, but suit yourself.